Dearest SilverFox,

Thank you for reading my blog. I’m so glad that *Amazon shared it with you. (there may have been an eye roll, whilst writing that sentence).            *codename

I know there is some quotes on here that are a little inappropriate, but let me tell you…..they are all innocent and totally taken out of context. You see the other blogger Sunny is a hippie and well I’m sure you’ve known hippies in your day and they are all complete liars and always high (may or maynot be true), so people should never trust them….just saying.

Please keep seeing me as the innocent BABY of the family….yeah Amazon are you reading this now, you old hag….anyways I got a bit sidetracked. I appreciate the life lessons you’ve taught me such as:

-Never giving away the milk for free. (a little late on this talk though, but we still got married. )

-How to take a ZILLION pictures of rock and cacti while on vacation.

-How one should never rush into your parents room early on Christmas morning.

-How to make noise in the morning so people in the house know that another one is awake, therefore maybe allowing said person to cover up a bit more before answering a phone call.

-and that its ok to lift your shirt during breakfast, cause all the cool kids are doing it.

BUT my favorite one is how to correctly pronounce liquor, you know the fancy way instead of it sounding like “lickher”.  It just sounds classy and I like saying it. Maybe that’s why I visit the Liquor store so much.

Seriously though THANK YOU for all you’ve done and continuously do for me. I LOVE YOU more then words can ever say or anything I could ever type in a blog.  Ani ohevet otakh

OK, well I have to go now…the hubs just came and got me all wet.  *again totally innocent.

ps- Can I borrow $20?