Mary has been stealing the spotlight lately, so I think it’s time to post some SMS Updates.

These were from a BBQ we had a few weeks ago..

“Oh.. you missed my Dirty Sanchez.. I washed it off..”

“It’s like a nipple.. you’re just playing with it!!”

“Also……. grab the camera that’s on the crabs..”

“I’ve got this crusty white stuff in my  hair!!”

“Oh No!! Is it not coming out?”  ”Oh no, Mary, it’s stuck in there..”

“I almost choked on your meat it was SO big!!”

“It was super sweaty cuz we had been doing it for a few hours…”

… And then a few days later….

“And then he mowed my OTHER lawn….”

“I wasn’t talking about my Taco, I was talking about my Carpet!”