so….my fabulous friend nugget sent this to me yesterday, and it is SO damn funny i was laughing outloud!!!!!

http://textsfromlastnight.com/

i highly recommend it, here’s a little snippet:

(812): At some point last night I thought pissing in a bottle was an awesome idea when I woke up a little piss was actually in the bottle a lot was on my TV remote

(301): you thought that fire hydrant was a midget…you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!