soooooo, after a fabulous dinner out we wandered over to cahoots to take a gander.  they had this thing called the swearing finger which is motion activated to say something really rude and then give you the finger.  it says some pretty funny shit, like assbandit and f@@king idiot.  so i decide to purchase this item thinking i will use it for something evil at burning man.  after arriving home i turned it back on and put it on the floor so the cat would have to walk past it to get to the couch where i am.   muahahahaaaaaaaaaaaa.  let’s just say….its funny as hell!!