BREAKING NEWS:

7-11 is going to be making their own wine!

The convenience store’s actually in the private-label business thanks to a partnership with its Japanese sibling, Seven-Eleven Japan. And, WHOA, Yosemite Road is quite the bargain: Says the press release, both the Chardonnay and a Cabernet Sauvignon will sell for $3.99 a bottle….. thats right $3.99 A BOTTLE!

The wine won’t be available in the U.S. till next week, so we’ll all have to hold out a bit longer for ghetto wine.