this is why it is so hard to tell people in other places i’m from utah……for the full skinny, see the NYT article below:

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/07/08/us/08sandwich.html?_r=1&src=un&feedurl=http%3A%2F%2Fjson8.nytimes.com%2Fpages%2Fnational%2Findex.jsonp

I didn’t have to have the muff. Sure there was other choices….but why not try something new, right?

I thought about it all morning. I mean was I ready to do this? What if I didn’t like it, what then? Finally the time had come. I looked at the colored picture of the muff and decided it was now or never. I was so excited…..that I had to tell everyone!

Before I knew it I had a box in front of my face. Before I opened it I noticed the strange smell coming from within Well I was hoping this was normal but I didn’t know! So it was go time, I finally opened it and to my surprise it was bigger then I was expecting and looked delicious.

I dove right in. It was salty and left my hands a little slippery but I was totally into it. However due to the size of this muff I couldn’t finish it all in one sitting, so I closed the box up and decided to take it home and share with the hubs.

The end!

PS- I’m talking about Jason’s Deli Muffaletta. :p

So here’s how our conversation goes:

Sunny- Damn Mary do you think you posted enough?

Mary- whhhhhhhat?! I did it all from my phone, thru out the day.

Sunny- Dammmn Gina!!

Mary- CALM DOWN Boobs McGee

Sunny- Shutup or I’ll cut you.

Mary- Promises, promises

Sunny- No, seriously I AM going to cut you

Mary- Blah, blah, blah

Sunny- Shut up Jew

Mary- Racist bitch!   (then I’ll punch her in the boob.)

ok, so I forgot what I was talking about. Blame the wine or the hubs watching Revenge of the Nerds in the background.

“”Those nerds are a threat to our way of life. “

Decisions, decisions………..

Well with our bags packed, the hubs and I headed down after work on Friday. The drive down was relaxing and such pretty scenery. The hubs man likes to drive and I like to sleep, so it works out perfectly!!

The weekend was a BLAST!! We gambled a little and girl hippie being the major winner. We ate, we swam, we drank and we ate some more. The hubs and I played bingo “or BIGNO, please view our http://travelingtapeworm.blogspot.com/ for an explanation” for the first time. Can you say addicted!! Its cheap and the hours bye. AGAIN girl hippie won….but I was one away, I tell ya, one away!!!

If you ever find yourself in Mesquite theres a few things you need to do:

-Go to the Eureka Casino and play the Peguins slot machine. (SUPER LUCKY…wellll if your a girl hippie!)

-Play BINGO!!! Its fun, its easy and you can get different color stampers!!

-AND get the BLT at the cafe! So YUMMMMMMMY!!

But the most important thing to remember is stop at Lee’s Liquor and Tavern. Its an acholics dream….not that I am one, so don’t you judge me….but if I were, I would want to be buried here. Besides having every beverage under the sun, they are CHEAP!! A drinking Jews paradise!!!! (I also attached a picture of my puchases and drinking a bottle of wine as I type)

The only downside to Nevada is COCKROACHES (but none in the house)!!! They scare the sh!t out of me. I don’t even want to talk about them, so moving on people, moving on.

Monday morning came to fast, also that was the help with the garbage truck coming by at 6:10am. Anyways, hubs and I packed up and headed home, while the hippies headed to the pool. So now is the time to bare all…..

We got brunch in St George at Honey Baked Ham. It was delish as always! However on a side note…..I did not appreciate the cute pig pictures in the bathroom. I don’t want to know how adorable my food was at one time. Luckily I had the turkey sammich.

On the road again and shortly after I started to feel sick (although I was sick late Sunday night) and so begins the journey of my bathroom trips from St George to Nephi. *SIGH*

If you know me, then you know I have a public bathroom fear/issue. Well lets just saying when you need to go or/and vomit you go.

I think I’ve visited every Flying J on the way home and I must say, surprisingly enough they are actually nice. The only disgusting bathroom was at the Fillmore Chevron Bathroom. Alright, enough about food babies and vomit.

So besides the above issues we did see allot of funny/odd stuff:

-There was a guy announcing he was single on his car. (I’ll attach a pic)

-We saw a guy getting road head. The hubs says “lucky!”

-We saw a doe, a deer, a female deer…..eating with some cows.

-I LOVE BEAVER hoodies.

-An adorable Tea Cup poodle and I WANT ONE!

I enjoyed the trip and just want to say THANK YOU again to boy and girl hippie for inviting us. As much fun as vacations are, even mini-vacas…its always good to be home. I missed my babies!!

Single and Ready to Mingle. (He looked like Sock from Reaper)

BOOOOOOOZE!!!! Minus 2 big bottles

and THEN

she proceeded to smack me with said floppy carrot