uuuum, whoever sold this one must be able to sell sand to iraq

mary:  “uugh, that just squirted in my face”

me:  “what??”

mary:  “it did, i stabbed it and it just squirted up in my face”

what was that mary just said to nugget??

“come on you were coming right into me, “if you got a fisting, it was your own issue”

“what’s wrong with three pussies on your boobies, it’s magical”

hehe

“i can always tell what kind of nuts are in my mouth”

and

“it’s like a guessing game when you pop a nut in your mouth”

“whaaaaaaaaat?? sometimes when you blow on things it makes them work”

and THEN

“you know, you can shake it and then blow, or blow and then shake”

AND THEN

“don’t google “blow me” at work”

mary

So…….to revive our slacker blog, I am beginning a series called…..random shit Mary says.

To illustrate, she just said to me….AT MY DESK:

“too bad i don’t have my dildo here”

Last week she also yelled (AT MY DESK):

“sunny!  we should have pink taco nite!!!!”

WARNING: May cause nightmares, fear of cats and anal leakage.  (no proof of the last one)

No matter how hard up you are for some phone sex, people please don’t call 911 and try to get it from a dispatcher.

Click here to listen to part of the call:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/11120919111.html

My friend Michele showed me some videos today and I wanted to share them with you guys:

Mikey had a good point about these pranks,  if this happened to Americans they would be suing the production.