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Mary — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 15:49:07 +0000

Teddy Bear Tattoo!! You may be asking yourself why, but we say why not??

why does this pillow smell like ass?!

Mary — Fri, 25 Jun 2010 02:26:25 +0000

ooooh its cause you’re playing Rockband naked in front of our kids!!!

on a side note, I dig the fireplace.

video is on youtube IF you want to view it

Went on a $700+ shopping spree!!

Mary — Thu, 24 Jun 2010 12:41:02 +0000

and bought NEW TIRES!!!!!!!!

I needed to get it done, but wish I could’ve spent the money towards clothes, Sephora, a vaca…… Anything other then tires.

But I will say driving on new tires and having my alignment done makes the ride so smooth and nice.

Look what I found…..

Mary — Sat, 19 Jun 2010 04:54:16 +0000

MY LEMON!!!! Apparently it was in my drawer at work, don’t ask. :I

WOOOOOW

sunny — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 02:38:26 +0000

damn mary is out of control already, tee hee

THIS fantastic ad from craigslist was just brought to my attention, i HAD to share!

I can see right thru you, but I dig the heels!

Mary — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 02:14:43 +0000

This thing sold like hotcakes. Occasionally you can find one on eBay. One just recently sold for $19.99.

I think its an interesting concept and maybe popular with the med students, but sometimes I don’t want to use my imagination, so I’d spend my money on a colored T&A calendar.

I love going to the Dr….NOT!!

Mary — Fri, 18 Jun 2010 01:57:15 +0000

Sooooo, I had a Dr’s appt yesterday and I hate going to the Dr!

Usually my husband goes so he can talk to the Dr, and thats kind of the joke at the office cause I tell the hubs whats wrong and at the office he relays it to the Dr. Its a system, but it works….and my Dr gets paid, so whatev!

Well yesterday the nurse and my Dr were making fun of me cause I came alone. Well if they thought I was going to make it easy for them, they had another thing coming!

I swear I need a doll so I can just point to where the pain hurts. It would make everything so much easier.

Well I got some pills that should (crossing fingers) help with the pain, Lidoderm patches and an awesome wrist brace. I got it in black so it would go with all my designer outfits. ;D

Yes, I tried to find the creepiest doll online

my newest accessory

By the way I do LOVE my Dr. So Hamp and Barbara you rock and there’s your shout out, I better get some free drug samples!! (kidding)

This one is for Rod Rockin’…….

Mary — Thu, 17 Jun 2010 23:25:06 +0000

Black Bear

Grizzly Bear

Polar Bear

and then there is The BEARS!!!!

International Bear Brotherhood flag

Similarities include large body sizes, hairy bodies and all of them enjoy nuts!!

We hope this clears up any questions.

Mary + iPhone = Bad Times…

Nugget — Wed, 28 Apr 2010 05:37:02 +0000

Mary, what are you doing with my iPhone?

….

Trick: lol, yay penis.

Mary (Posing as Nugget): Now we’re talking!! Tell me about yours.

Trick: it’s 7 1/2 cut.

Mary: Picture RIGHT now

…

WAIT!!! How old are u again?

Trick: 19

Mary: Soooooooooooooooooo Watcha doing???

Let this be a lesson to everyone… Hide your iPhones when Mary’s-a-trollin the 19 year olds…

whaaaaaaaaat?? go granny go

sunny — Mon, 29 Mar 2010 21:30:35 +0000

uuuum, whoever sold this one must be able to sell sand to iraq