So today in the breakroom I was making my hot cocoa and Itty was toasting a bagel.  So after my cocoa was done I walked over to him and leaned against the bar counter and we just had our normal pre-7am  conversation.

We talked and talked, watched some cartoons and then it was silent with us just staring at each other.  I finally broke the silence and said “What the hell is taking your bagel so damn long?”

His reply “I decided not to eat it and threw it away. I didn’t know what you were doing and  thought you just wanted to hangout?”

And that is how I spent 13 minutes of my life today.

Teddy Bear Tattoo!! You may be asking yourself why, but we say why not??

ooooh its cause you’re playing Rockband naked in front of our kids!!!

on a side note, I dig the fireplace.

video is on youtube IF you want to view it

and bought NEW TIRES!!!!!!!!

I needed to get it done, but wish I could’ve spent the money towards clothes, Sephora, a vaca…… Anything other then tires.

But I will say driving on new tires and having my alignment done makes the ride so smooth and nice.

MY LEMON!!!! Apparently it was in my drawer at work, don’t ask. :I

damn mary is out of control already, tee hee

THIS fantastic ad from craigslist was just brought to my attention, i HAD to share!

This thing sold like hotcakes. Occasionally you can find one on eBay. One just recently sold for $19.99.

I think its an interesting concept and  maybe popular with the med students, but sometimes I don’t want to use my imagination, so I’d spend my money on a colored T&A calendar.   

Sooooo, I had a Dr’s appt yesterday and I hate going to the Dr!

Usually my husband goes so he can talk to the Dr, and thats kind of the joke at the office cause I tell the hubs whats wrong and at the office he relays it to the Dr.  Its a system, but it works….and my Dr gets paid, so whatev!

Well yesterday the nurse and my Dr were making fun of me cause I came alone. Well if they thought I was going to make it easy for them, they had another thing coming!

I swear I need a doll so I can just point to where the pain hurts.  It would make everything so much easier.

Well I got some pills that should (crossing fingers) help with the pain, Lidoderm patches and an awesome wrist brace. I got it in black so it would go with all my designer outfits. ;D

Yes, I tried to find the creepiest doll online

my newest accessory

By the way I do LOVE my Dr. So Hamp and Barbara you rock and there’s your shout out, I better get some free drug samples!!  (kidding)

Mary, what are you doing with my iPhone?

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Trick: lol, yay penis.

Mary (Posing as Nugget): Now we’re talking!! Tell me about yours.

Trick: it’s 7 1/2 cut.

Mary: Picture RIGHT now

…

WAIT!!! How old are u again?

Trick: 19

Mary: Soooooooooooooooooo Watcha doing???

Let this be a lesson to everyone… Hide your iPhones when Mary’s-a-trollin the 19 year olds…