Totally Random
damn mary is out of control already, tee hee
THIS fantastic ad from craigslist was just brought to my attention, i HAD to share!

Sooooo, I had a Dr’s appt yesterday and I hate going to the Dr!
Usually my husband goes so he can talk to the Dr, and thats kind of the joke at the office cause I tell the hubs whats wrong and at the office he relays it to the Dr. Its a system, but it works….and my Dr gets paid, so whatev!
Well yesterday the nurse and my Dr were making fun of me cause I came alone. Well if they thought I was going to make it easy for them, they had another thing coming!
I swear I need a doll so I can just point to where the pain hurts. It would make everything so much easier.
Well I got some pills that should (crossing fingers) help with the pain, Lidoderm patches and an awesome wrist brace. I got it in black so it would go with all my designer outfits. ;D
By the way I do LOVE my Dr. So Hamp and Barbara you rock and there’s your shout out, I better get some free drug samples!! (kidding)
Mary, what are you doing with my iPhone?
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Trick: lol, yay penis.
Mary (Posing as Nugget): Now we’re talking!! Tell me about yours.
Trick: it’s 7 1/2 cut.
Mary: Picture RIGHT now
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WAIT!!! How old are u again?
Trick: 19
Mary: Soooooooooooooooooo Watcha doing???
Let this be a lesson to everyone… Hide your iPhones when Mary’s-a-trollin the 19 year olds…
uuuum, whoever sold this one must be able to sell sand to iraq














