Teddy Bear Tattoo!! You may be asking yourself why, but we say why not??

ooooh its cause you’re playing Rockband naked in front of our kids!!!

on a side note, I dig the fireplace.

video is on youtube IF you want to view it

and bought NEW TIRES!!!!!!!!

I needed to get it done, but wish I could’ve spent the money towards clothes, Sephora, a vaca…… Anything other then tires.

But I will say driving on new tires and having my alignment done makes the ride so smooth and nice.

MY LEMON!!!! Apparently it was in my drawer at work, don’t ask. :I

damn mary is out of control already, tee hee

THIS fantastic ad from craigslist was just brought to my attention, i HAD to share!

This thing sold like hotcakes. Occasionally you can find one on eBay. One just recently sold for $19.99.

I think its an interesting concept and  maybe popular with the med students, but sometimes I don’t want to use my imagination, so I’d spend my money on a colored T&A calendar.   

Sooooo, I had a Dr’s appt yesterday and I hate going to the Dr!

Usually my husband goes so he can talk to the Dr, and thats kind of the joke at the office cause I tell the hubs whats wrong and at the office he relays it to the Dr.  Its a system, but it works….and my Dr gets paid, so whatev!

Well yesterday the nurse and my Dr were making fun of me cause I came alone. Well if they thought I was going to make it easy for them, they had another thing coming!

I swear I need a doll so I can just point to where the pain hurts.  It would make everything so much easier.

Well I got some pills that should (crossing fingers) help with the pain, Lidoderm patches and an awesome wrist brace. I got it in black so it would go with all my designer outfits. ;D

Yes, I tried to find the creepiest doll online

my newest accessory

By the way I do LOVE my Dr. So Hamp and Barbara you rock and there’s your shout out, I better get some free drug samples!!  (kidding)

Mary, what are you doing with my iPhone?

….

Trick: lol, yay penis.

Mary (Posing as Nugget): Now we’re talking!! Tell me about yours.

Trick: it’s 7 1/2 cut.

Mary: Picture RIGHT now

…

WAIT!!! How old are u again?

Trick: 19

Mary: Soooooooooooooooooo Watcha doing???

Let this be a lesson to everyone… Hide your iPhones when Mary’s-a-trollin the 19 year olds…

uuuum, whoever sold this one must be able to sell sand to iraq