The family went to Shrek last weekend and I liked it.  Wasn’t my fave Shrek movie, but it was still funny.

I will tell you that I loved the new villain Rumpelstiltskin. I think it’s because he reminded me of my Itty Bitty. Both adorable, sassy, classy and short. Now, if I can only get Itty to start wearing wigs. 

See the resemblance??

 http://www.shrek.com/

and you can create your very own Orge!!

This thing sold like hotcakes. Occasionally you can find one on eBay. One just recently sold for $19.99.

I think its an interesting concept and  maybe popular with the med students, but sometimes I don’t want to use my imagination, so I’d spend my money on a colored T&A calendar.   

www.someecards.com is my new fave site, because with gems like these you can’t go wrong:

To my hubby!

To Sunnyshine

and many many more, here’s just a few:

 -I love you like a cannibal loves human flesh

-Being away from you has given me clarity on how insane you are

-I love talking to you about me

-I  still masturbate to you

-I really can’t say enough good things about your blow jobs

-I’m glad we share a sense of humor and an understanding that I’m slightly funnier

-Our effortless friendship fits perfectly with my laziness

-If we were in prison, I’d help you not get raped

-Thanks for actually having a funny story to tell me when you say you have a funny story to tell me

I bet your family and friends are dying to get one of these, so send one today!!  ;D

AND I’M BACK MY LITTLE BEEATCHES!!!!   (limited time only….maybe)

So my friend Figgie introduced me to this etsy store called Grimmleigh’s Fiend (store name on etsy blackfezstudios).

Its a husband and wife duo and they have some pretty cool and twisted handmade stuff. Which means “I LIKEY!”

ok, ok enough talking. Here’s my purchase:

Meet DesDemona Delemorte

Her story: DesDemona had the good life; A great husband, lovely children, and a fantastic job cataloging ancient artifacts at the Grimmleigh’s Institute of Para-Zoological Research. She was part way through labeling a large assortment of Mezo-American stone tablets when she heard a strange voice chanting in her head. She thought she might have come down with a cold, so she left for home. Upon arriving, she devoured her husband, shaved the cat, and worst of all, grounded her lovely children. She has been floating about her living room ever since, shooting creamed corn out of her ears and singing naughty songs about a Cornish Farmer.

I attached the photo of Figs purchase for his daughter. YES you are right, what an awesome dad!!

I WANT HER WITH BLACK HAIR!!!

Here’s the link for their store: http://www.etsy.com/shop/blackfezstudios

They do custom orders and if you click on the 137 (maybe more now) sales. This is located on the right hand side in their etsy store, you can see more of their past sold items.

They also have a facebook page, so make sure you “Like” them to get the latest updates.

http://www.facebook.com/pages/Grimmleighs/153395056726#!/pages/Grimmleighs/153395056726?ref=ts

and last but not least they are sold at local craft fairs during the month. So support the SLC locals and buy one.  Let me know if you get one.  Sunny and I may get one to give away as a contest. Were going to the July 11th fair thingy.
Speaking of Sunny….she just bought this one…..

http://www.etsy.com/transaction/30367708

Multi-eye Grimmleigh photo and DesDemona story borrowed from the etsy blackfezstudios website. 

“it’s teeny and the hole is big…but i still can’t get it in”

http://travelingtapeworm.blogspot.com/

http://thatwillbuffout.com/2009/12/16/funny-car-photos-car-crash-leaves-woman-turned-on-for-sex-24-hours-a-day/

Car Crash Leaves Woman Turned On For Sex 24 Hours A Day

Mum Joleen Baughman’s life is made hell by a car crash injury that left her constantly craving sex.

The smash two years ago damaged a nerve in her pelvis which controls desire, leaving it permanently switched on.

It means Joleen, 39, becomes aroused by even the slightest movement – while vacuuming, sitting on a bus, bending over or walking across a room.

She said: “It’s unbearable. Just my clothes rubbing gets me so aroused that I can hardly think straight.

“It’s very embarrassing and it’s impossible to concentrate.”

Sunny and I both love kitties and this one is so FREAKIN CUTE!!!

Hey everyone, I hope you had an amazing Thanksgiving!

I know its sick and wrong, but for some reason I like to shop on Black Friday.  Now for those who know me well, know I don’t like long lines, don’t like (most) people and have no patience. Yet here I am again, typing this up at 3:32am while I stand in line at Old Navy and talking to total strangers, like were best buds. (SO NOT ME!)

UPDATE: Its now 9:am and I’m done for a minute or two. I went with Justin this year and it was his 1st year for the sales and man he was a PRO!  Got some great deals at Old Navy, Target and Macy’s.  Now I’m waiting for Chanda and were going to get breakfast and then shop some more at the mall.

Now for those who say the deals just aren’t worth it, well to some they are and to some they may think their beauty sleep is more important.  I personally like to act all crazy and maybe get in a lower punch here, and an elbow in someones back there.   OH I did get a fat lip and my mouth filled up with blood!!  Ahhhh the holidays.