Things We Love
Dearest SilverFox,
Thank you for reading my blog. I’m so glad that *Amazon shared it with you. (there may have been an eye roll, whilst writing that sentence). *codename
I know there is some quotes on here that are a little inappropriate, but let me tell you…..they are all innocent and totally taken out of context. You see the other blogger Sunny is a hippie and well I’m sure you’ve known hippies in your day and they are all complete liars and always high (may or maynot be true), so people should never trust them….just saying.
Please keep seeing me as the innocent BABY of the family….yeah Amazon are you reading this now, you old hag….anyways I got a bit sidetracked. I appreciate the life lessons you’ve taught me such as:
-Never giving away the milk for free. (a little late on this talk though, but we still got married. 
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-How to take a ZILLION pictures of rock and cacti while on vacation.
-How one should never rush into your parents room early on Christmas morning.
-How to make noise in the morning so people in the house know that another one is awake, therefore maybe allowing said person to cover up a bit more before answering a phone call.
-and that its ok to lift your shirt during breakfast, cause all the cool kids are doing it.
BUT my favorite one is how to correctly pronounce liquor, you know the fancy way instead of it sounding like “lickher”. It just sounds classy and I like saying it. Maybe that’s why I visit the Liquor store so much.
Seriously though THANK YOU for all you’ve done and continuously do for me. I LOVE YOU more then words can ever say or anything I could ever type in a blog. Ani ohevet otakh
OK, well I have to go now…the hubs just came and got me all wet. *again totally innocent.
ps- Can I borrow $20?
The family went to Shrek last weekend and I liked it. Wasn’t my fave Shrek movie, but it was still funny.
I will tell you that I loved the new villain Rumpelstiltskin. I think it’s because he reminded me of my Itty Bitty. Both adorable, sassy, classy and short. Now, if I can only get Itty to start wearing wigs.
See the resemblance??
and you can create your very own Orge!!
This thing sold like hotcakes. Occasionally you can find one on eBay. One just recently sold for $19.99.
I think its an interesting concept and maybe popular with the med students, but sometimes I don’t want to use my imagination, so I’d spend my money on a colored T&A calendar.
Black Bear
Grizzly Bear
Polar Bear
and then there is The BEARS!!!!
International Bear Brotherhood flag
www.someecards.com is my new fave site, because with gems like these you can’t go wrong:
To my hubby!
To Sunnyshine
and many many more, here’s just a few:
-I love you like a cannibal loves human flesh
-Being away from you has given me clarity on how insane you are
-I love talking to you about me
-I still masturbate to you
-I really can’t say enough good things about your blow jobs
-I’m glad we share a sense of humor and an understanding that I’m slightly funnier
-Our effortless friendship fits perfectly with my laziness
-If we were in prison, I’d help you not get raped
-Thanks for actually having a funny story to tell me when you say you have a funny story to tell me
I bet your family and friends are dying to get one of these, so send one today!! ;D
AND I’M BACK MY LITTLE BEEATCHES!!!! (limited time only….maybe)
So my friend Figgie introduced me to this etsy store called Grimmleigh’s Fiend (store name on etsy blackfezstudios).
Its a husband and wife duo and they have some pretty cool and twisted handmade stuff. Which means “I LIKEY!”
ok, ok enough talking. Here’s my purchase:
Meet DesDemona Delemorte
Her story: DesDemona had the good life; A great husband, lovely children, and a fantastic job cataloging ancient artifacts at the Grimmleigh’s Institute of Para-Zoological Research. She was part way through labeling a large assortment of Mezo-American stone tablets when she heard a strange voice chanting in her head. She thought she might have come down with a cold, so she left for home. Upon arriving, she devoured her husband, shaved the cat, and worst of all, grounded her lovely children. She has been floating about her living room ever since, shooting creamed corn out of her ears and singing naughty songs about a Cornish Farmer.
I attached the photo of Figs purchase for his daughter. YES you are right, what an awesome dad!!
I WANT HER WITH BLACK HAIR!!!
Here’s the link for their store: http://www.etsy.com/shop/blackfezstudios
They do custom orders and if you click on the 137 (maybe more now) sales. This is located on the right hand side in their etsy store, you can see more of their past sold items.
They also have a facebook page, so make sure you “Like” them to get the latest updates.
http://www.facebook.com/pages/Grimmleighs/153395056726#!/pages/Grimmleighs/153395056726?ref=ts
and last but not least they are sold at local craft fairs during the month. So support the SLC locals and buy one. Let me know if you get one. Sunny and I may get one to give away as a contest. Were going to the July 11th fair thingy.
Speaking of Sunny….she just bought this one…..
http://www.etsy.com/transaction/30367708
Multi-eye Grimmleigh photo and DesDemona story borrowed from the etsy blackfezstudios website.
“it’s teeny and the hole is big…but i still can’t get it in”
Car Crash Leaves Woman Turned On For Sex 24 Hours A Day
Mum Joleen Baughman’s life is made hell by a car crash injury that left her constantly craving sex.
The smash two years ago damaged a nerve in her pelvis which controls desire, leaving it permanently switched on.
It means Joleen, 39, becomes aroused by even the slightest movement – while vacuuming, sitting on a bus, bending over or walking across a room.
She said: “It’s unbearable. Just my clothes rubbing gets me so aroused that I can hardly think straight.
“It’s very embarrassing and it’s impossible to concentrate.”
Sunny and I both love kitties and this one is so FREAKIN CUTE!!!