» Things We Love http://beeatches.com Fri, 02 Dec 2011 00:21:02 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 Remember… http://beeatches.com/remember.html http://beeatches.com/remember.html#comments Fri, 11 Mar 2011 19:19:30 +0000 Nugget http://beeatches.com/remember.html I’d love to take this opportunity to remind everyone (Mary) that she and I are the SAME HEIGHT!!

Also, SMS Update:

“I’m calling! I’m fingering! I fingered!”

]]> http://beeatches.com/remember.html/feed 0 YAY!! It’s coming back on tonight! http://beeatches.com/yay-its-coming-back-on-tonight.html http://beeatches.com/yay-its-coming-back-on-tonight.html#comments Fri, 25 Jun 2010 02:33:38 +0000 Mary http://beeatches.com/?p=2017

Hope you guys have Comedy Central, because thats the channel its coming back on.

]]> http://beeatches.com/yay-its-coming-back-on-tonight.html/feed 0 all my dreams are coming true! http://beeatches.com/all-my-dreams-are-coming-true.html http://beeatches.com/all-my-dreams-are-coming-true.html#comments Fri, 25 Jun 2010 02:28:24 +0000 Mary http://beeatches.com/?p=2013 WINE ON THE GO!!  Enough said.

http://www.crunchgear.com/2010/06/23/your-disposable-wine-glass-monsieur/

]]> http://beeatches.com/all-my-dreams-are-coming-true.html/feed 0 Gifts from New Orleans http://beeatches.com/gifts-from-new-orleans.html http://beeatches.com/gifts-from-new-orleans.html#comments Fri, 25 Jun 2010 02:10:54 +0000 Mary http://beeatches.com/?p=2004 My 2nd hubby went on a trip to New Orleans and he brought me back an awesome peacock mask…..

and more importantly he brought me back a VOODOO doll!!  I named her Sunnie…..has nothing to do with Sunny.  ;)

]]> http://beeatches.com/gifts-from-new-orleans.html/feed 1 I hope its better then the actual movie http://beeatches.com/i-hope-its-better-then-the-actual-movie.html http://beeatches.com/i-hope-its-better-then-the-actual-movie.html#comments Thu, 24 Jun 2010 13:31:54 +0000 Mary http://beeatches.com/i-hope-its-better-then-the-actual-movie.html So besides myself, Amazon and the Wee P I don’t know any others who didn’t like Avatar.

There are many reasons I didn’t like the movie, so don’t come at me people! I’m glad you loved it and I’m glad James Cameron made like a zillion dollars off of it. (ok that doesn’t make me that happy)

Anyways Hustler is trying to make some money off all the geeks out there and whatever your thoughts are on porn this is a great marketing idea!

So buy or borrow this DVD and grab your tissues for what I’m sure is going to be a tear jerker…. Or at least some type of jerking.

]]> http://beeatches.com/i-hope-its-better-then-the-actual-movie.html/feed 0 For the zombie slayer on the go….. http://beeatches.com/for-the-zombie-slayer-on-the-go.html http://beeatches.com/for-the-zombie-slayer-on-the-go.html#comments Thu, 24 Jun 2010 12:47:54 +0000 Mary http://beeatches.com/for-the-zombie-slayer-on-the-go.html Now with this handy axe sling I can still carry my iPhone and Starbucks Venti frappé, but in any given moment slash thru some zombies.

Here’s the product info, although be warned there is no mention of zombies on their page. LAME!

http://www.shop.bestmadeco.com/product.sc;jsessionid=987CBB38759A3CA0D41176570A162758.qscstrfrnt02?productId=66&categoryId=1

]]> http://beeatches.com/for-the-zombie-slayer-on-the-go.html/feed 0 Care for some tea?? http://beeatches.com/care-for-some-tea.html http://beeatches.com/care-for-some-tea.html#comments Wed, 23 Jun 2010 01:45:09 +0000 Nugget http://beeatches.com/care-for-some-tea.html I like to dip my bags and then put them in my mouth and suck on them.

]]> http://beeatches.com/care-for-some-tea.html/feed 0 Shit… She’s back!! http://beeatches.com/shit-shes-back.html http://beeatches.com/shit-shes-back.html#comments Mon, 21 Jun 2010 07:44:07 +0000 Nugget http://beeatches.com/?p=1971

Mary has been stealing the spotlight lately, so I think it’s time to post some SMS Updates.

These were from a BBQ we had a few weeks ago..

“Oh.. you missed my Dirty Sanchez.. I washed it off..”

“It’s like a nipple.. you’re just playing with it!!”

“Also……. grab the camera that’s on the crabs..”

“I’ve got this crusty white stuff in my  hair!!”

“Oh No!! Is it not coming out?”  ”Oh no, Mary, it’s stuck in there..”

“I almost choked on your meat it was SO big!!”

“It was super sweaty cuz we had been doing it for a few hours…”

… And then a few days later….

“And then he mowed my OTHER lawn….”

“I wasn’t talking about my Taco, I was talking about my Carpet!”

]]> http://beeatches.com/shit-shes-back.html/feed 1 Happy Fathers Day!!! http://beeatches.com/happy-fathers-day.html http://beeatches.com/happy-fathers-day.html#comments Mon, 21 Jun 2010 05:42:02 +0000 Mary http://beeatches.com/?p=1964 Happy Fathers day to my mom, Carrrrrrrrrl, my wonderful hubby and to my friends who have kids and to our readers!!

There’s another amazing father that I’ve heard about that last few years. Dick Hoyt I’m in awe of what you do and the endless love you have for your son.

Team Hoyt - Father Son duo

  http://www.teamhoyt.com/

]]> http://beeatches.com/happy-fathers-day.html/feed 0 Toy Story 3 http://beeatches.com/toy-story-3.html http://beeatches.com/toy-story-3.html#comments Sat, 19 Jun 2010 05:00:18 +0000 Mary http://beeatches.com/toy-story-3.html Saw Toy Story 3 today with the family and we all loved it! 5 STARS, this should be reason enough for you to go see it.

Mention my name at the box office and you’ll get a discount.
(fine print: discount may not work at all theatres and can be void at any time.) if mentioning my name gets you a Woody…..doll, well then congrats!

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