Hope you guys have Comedy Central, because thats the channel its coming back on.

WINE ON THE GO!!  Enough said.

http://www.crunchgear.com/2010/06/23/your-disposable-wine-glass-monsieur/

My 2nd hubby went on a trip to New Orleans and he brought me back an awesome peacock mask…..

and more importantly he brought me back a VOODOO doll!!  I named her Sunnie…..has nothing to do with Sunny. 

So besides myself, Amazon and the Wee P I don’t know any others who didn’t like Avatar.

There are many reasons I didn’t like the movie, so don’t come at me people! I’m glad you loved it and I’m glad James Cameron made like a zillion dollars off of it. (ok that doesn’t make me that happy)

Anyways Hustler is trying to make some money off all the geeks out there and whatever your thoughts are on porn this is a great marketing idea!

So buy or borrow this DVD and grab your tissues for what I’m sure is going to be a tear jerker…. Or at least some type of jerking.

Now with this handy axe sling I can still carry my iPhone and Starbucks Venti frappé, but in any given moment slash thru some zombies.

Here’s the product info, although be warned there is no mention of zombies on their page. LAME!

http://www.shop.bestmadeco.com/product.sc;jsessionid=987CBB38759A3CA0D41176570A162758.qscstrfrnt02?productId=66&categoryId=1

I like to dip my bags and then put them in my mouth and suck on them.

Happy Fathers day to my mom, Carrrrrrrrrl, my wonderful hubby and to my friends who have kids and to our readers!!

There’s another amazing father that I’ve heard about that last few years. Dick Hoyt I’m in awe of what you do and the endless love you have for your son.

Team Hoyt - Father Son duo

  http://www.teamhoyt.com/

Saw Toy Story 3 today with the family and we all loved it! 5 STARS, this should be reason enough for you to go see it.

Mention my name at the box office and you’ll get a discount.
(fine print: discount may not work at all theatres and can be void at any time.) if mentioning my name gets you a Woody…..doll, well then congrats!

Dearest SilverFox,

Thank you for reading my blog. I’m so glad that *Amazon shared it with you. (there may have been an eye roll, whilst writing that sentence).            *codename

I know there is some quotes on here that are a little inappropriate, but let me tell you…..they are all innocent and totally taken out of context. You see the other blogger Sunny is a hippie and well I’m sure you’ve known hippies in your day and they are all complete liars and always high (may or maynot be true), so people should never trust them….just saying.

Please keep seeing me as the innocent BABY of the family….yeah Amazon are you reading this now, you old hag….anyways I got a bit sidetracked. I appreciate the life lessons you’ve taught me such as:

-Never giving away the milk for free. (a little late on this talk though, but we still got married. )

-How to take a ZILLION pictures of rock and cacti while on vacation.

-How one should never rush into your parents room early on Christmas morning.

-How to make noise in the morning so people in the house know that another one is awake, therefore maybe allowing said person to cover up a bit more before answering a phone call.

-and that its ok to lift your shirt during breakfast, cause all the cool kids are doing it.

BUT my favorite one is how to correctly pronounce liquor, you know the fancy way instead of it sounding like “lickher”.  It just sounds classy and I like saying it. Maybe that’s why I visit the Liquor store so much.

Seriously though THANK YOU for all you’ve done and continuously do for me. I LOVE YOU more then words can ever say or anything I could ever type in a blog.  Ani ohevet otakh

OK, well I have to go now…the hubs just came and got me all wet.  *again totally innocent.

ps- Can I borrow $20?