Things We Love
I’d love to take this opportunity to remind everyone (Mary) that she and I are the SAME HEIGHT!!
Also, SMS Update:
“I’m calling! I’m fingering! I fingered!”
Hope you guys have Comedy Central, because thats the channel its coming back on.
WINE ON THE GO!! Enough said.
http://www.crunchgear.com/2010/06/23/your-disposable-wine-glass-monsieur/
My 2nd hubby went on a trip to New Orleans and he brought me back an awesome peacock mask…..
and more importantly he brought me back a VOODOO doll!! I named her Sunnie…..has nothing to do with Sunny. 
So besides myself, Amazon and the Wee P I don’t know any others who didn’t like Avatar.
There are many reasons I didn’t like the movie, so don’t come at me people! I’m glad you loved it and I’m glad James Cameron made like a zillion dollars off of it. (ok that doesn’t make me that happy)
Anyways Hustler is trying to make some money off all the geeks out there and whatever your thoughts are on porn this is a great marketing idea!
So buy or borrow this DVD and grab your tissues for what I’m sure is going to be a tear jerker…. Or at least some type of jerking.
Now with this handy axe sling I can still carry my iPhone and Starbucks Venti frappé, but in any given moment slash thru some zombies.
Here’s the product info, although be warned there is no mention of zombies on their page. LAME!
I like to dip my bags and then put them in my mouth and suck on them.
Mary has been stealing the spotlight lately, so I think it’s time to post some SMS Updates.
These were from a BBQ we had a few weeks ago..
“Oh.. you missed my Dirty Sanchez.. I washed it off..”
“It’s like a nipple.. you’re just playing with it!!”
“Also……. grab the camera that’s on the crabs..”
“I’ve got this crusty white stuff in my hair!!”
“Oh No!! Is it not coming out?” ”Oh no, Mary, it’s stuck in there..”
“I almost choked on your meat it was SO big!!”
“It was super sweaty cuz we had been doing it for a few hours…”
… And then a few days later….
“And then he mowed my OTHER lawn….”
“I wasn’t talking about my Taco, I was talking about my Carpet!”
Happy Fathers day to my mom, Carrrrrrrrrl, my wonderful hubby and to my friends who have kids and to our readers!!
There’s another amazing father that I’ve heard about that last few years. Dick Hoyt I’m in awe of what you do and the endless love you have for your son.
Team Hoyt - Father Son duo
Saw Toy Story 3 today with the family and we all loved it! 5 STARS, this should be reason enough for you to go see it.
Mention my name at the box office and you’ll get a discount.
(fine print: discount may not work at all theatres and can be void at any time.) if mentioning my name gets you a Woody…..doll, well then congrats!
