I had a fry with some ranch on it and SOME HOW I missed my mouth.

It rolled down my shirt and took a dive off my boob.  I tried putting water on it, but it made it worse.

its a long fall down and you have nobody but yourself to blame.  Next time get your shit together.

sorry peeps, but we had to implement a registration requirement to leave comments because of  f%^&@##ing spammers who won’t stop!!!  we have blocked multiple IP’s and keywords but are getting slammed with spam posts in the approval box.

NOTE TO SPAMMERS:  we don’t want your viagra, cialis, heroin or whatever other crap you are trying to sell….seriously!   go back to your little hole in russia or china or wherever the hell you are and die there, because everyone loathes you!!!!

i have already had to block multiple websites and IP addresses from posting blog comments because they are @#^$$%^%@$$#@$#@#$ing spammers!!!!

DIE SPAMMERS DIE!!!

seriously, do you actually think anyone reads your crap or gives a shit about your stupid links???? really????  do you really think i am going to buy your crazy creams and pills???  you suck, seriously!  go away, you are NOT welcome here!!!!

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do not touch me!!  One day i’m going to snap. I have a short fuse. This is your only warning.

I have also provided instructions for you, just in case you dont know how to do it….. I mean why else wouldn’t you wash your hands?!