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This is where a phone should never be. BARF!! I bet we could find her on the site People of Walmart. (oh yeah she was STINKY!!!)

So here’s a little fact about me…..

I HATE yellow candy!!  There’s no reason why…..I just do.  I like lemon flavored everything else.

Yellow Candy has never touched me inappropriately.

Yellow Candy has never given me nightmares.

Yellow Candy has never stalked me.

Yellow Candy has never made me cough, sneeze, puke or given me hives.

I just can’t stand it.  I have this idea in my head it tastes like Lysol.

All yellow candy goes to my hubby. 

I played numerous sports growing up, and if you know me I have a really bad sportsmanship and HATE losing, but I can gladly say I never got violent.

This behavoir is unacceptable. Watch the video, the worse part is at the 37 second mark.

Early years of Sesame Street B.E (before Elmo) are now available on DVD; and the discs contain a disclaimer that essentially states that they are intended for nostalgia purposes only. The warning reads as follows:

“These early ‘Sesame Street’ episodes are intended for grown-ups, and may not suit the needs of today’s preschool child.”

Say what!? Never did I ever think I’d see “Sesame Street” and “intended for grown-ups” in the same sentence.

So now Cookie Monster east VEGGIES?

Oscar the Grouch is know just Oscar?

Mr. Snuffleupagus is no longer Big Birds imaginary friend?

Bert and Ernie are no longer living together?

What has the world come to, when people think THIS is what is going to mess up the children of today?!?!

Reasons why I don’t shop at Walmart…..

IF you can stomach more or just want a good laugh click here:

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Bebe Gloton is a  new doll from a Spanish Toymaker Berjuan. So are you wondering whats so special about this doll to get my reaction of WHAT THE FUCK!?  Well this doll allows girls to pretend to be breast-feeding their dolly. It comes with a special halter top its young “Mommys” wear as they pretend to breast-feed their “babies.”

SERIOUSLY?! As a child I can say I never tried to breast feed my baby. I had the magic disappearing milk bottle to feed my baby doll. My doll Jessica was fine and happy with her milk and she grew up to be a very successful, powerful mind reader, famous Singer/Lawyer who represents animals and kids and lives on planet Ork.  (long story and active imagination)

OHHHHHHHHH….. Did I mention the baby makes suckling sounds as it breast feeds?!  So I may not have a girl but IF I did I wouldn’t let them get this doll.  It may just be me… maybe some moms think its cute and adorable….. I find it CREEPY!!

A funny site!  Makes you think twice about getting a tattoo.

http://ugliesttattoos.com/     (not safe for work)

I had a fry with some ranch on it and SOME HOW I missed my mouth.

It rolled down my shirt and took a dive off my boob.  I tried putting water on it, but it made it worse.

its a long fall down and you have nobody but yourself to blame.  Next time get your shit together.