Sunny’s Blog
uuuum, whoever sold this one must be able to sell sand to iraq
“it’s teeny and the hole is big…but i still can’t get it in”
mary: “uugh, that just squirted in my face”
me: “what??”
mary: “it did, i stabbed it and it just squirted up in my face”
“what’s wrong with three pussies on your boobies, it’s magical”
hehe
“i can always tell what kind of nuts are in my mouth”
and
“it’s like a guessing game when you pop a nut in your mouth”
“whaaaaaaaaat?? sometimes when you blow on things it makes them work”
and THEN
“you know, you can shake it and then blow, or blow and then shake”
AND THEN
“don’t google “blow me” at work”
mary
So…….to revive our slacker blog, I am beginning a series called…..random shit Mary says.
To illustrate, she just said to me….AT MY DESK:
“too bad i don’t have my dildo here”
Last week she also yelled (AT MY DESK):
“sunny! we should have pink taco nite!!!!”
Car Crash Leaves Woman Turned On For Sex 24 Hours A Day
Mum Joleen Baughman’s life is made hell by a car crash injury that left her constantly craving sex.
The smash two years ago damaged a nerve in her pelvis which controls desire, leaving it permanently switched on.
It means Joleen, 39, becomes aroused by even the slightest movement – while vacuuming, sitting on a bus, bending over or walking across a room.
She said: “It’s unbearable. Just my clothes rubbing gets me so aroused that I can hardly think straight.
“It’s very embarrassing and it’s impossible to concentrate.”
really people…..really???
