This exists….someone paid for it to be so….the why scares me.  I took this in Midvale on Saturday.

i came across this little gem today…….GROSS

this is why it is so hard to tell people in other places i’m from utah……for the full skinny, see the NYT article below:

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/07/08/us/08sandwich.html?_r=1&src=un&feedurl=http%3A%2F%2Fjson8.nytimes.com%2Fpages%2Fnational%2Findex.jsonp

Yes my friends that IS a teal Ford festiva…..I only wish I could have taken a pic of he front of it..I even tried to get one via the rearview mirror but no dice

my new grimmleigh.  sadly, it may have to become a voodoo doll of mary since she apparently had a special green hippie one purchased in new orleans to represent the lovable and innocent meeeeeeeee

p.s.  she has also pulled out some strands of my hair….and my brother calls her voodoo

i know, i know….i was a total blogslacker this weekend, so..so..SO!   i was, um, busy….yeah

if you are near and dear to me, you very likely already know that i have a shopping problem, specifically, an ebay shopping problem.  for instance, just today i came home to 6 packages on my doorstep, so carefully bound by my middle aged hippie/surfer mailman, chuck………chuck is a trooper, let me tell you.  in fact, this last saturday, he even ran back to my house because he had forgotten to bring one of my packages (my grimmleigh, woot!).

i have dropped nearly 2K on ebay this quarter (since april 1st for you laymen).  i know this because i now have $42.83 in ebay ‘bucks’…..the cashback bonus for people with shopping problems.

someone………………help………………..me

NOT, you’ll NEVER stop me!!!!  if you try i’ll dent your face with my new 20ct topaz ring

if you have NOT seen the new dr. pepper cherry commercial with big kiss and mini kiss, you have GOT to watch (oh yeah, and mary is a wee bit obsessed with little people):

damn mary is out of control already, tee hee

THIS fantastic ad from craigslist was just brought to my attention, i HAD to share!

you ALL know mary is NOT innocent….she said all of those things, i have witnesses!!!!!!!

that is all

“not that i’m saying there’s anything wrong with lady gaga’s cooch, but, you know….”

“i have way too many pussy pictures on my iphone”