» Shit Mary Says http://beeatches.com Fri, 02 Dec 2011 00:21:02 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1 Testing… http://beeatches.com/testing.html http://beeatches.com/testing.html#comments Fri, 02 Dec 2011 00:21:02 +0000 Nugget http://beeatches.com/testing.html He’s like a pocket Asian.

Yep, still works.

]]> http://beeatches.com/testing.html/feed 0 Remember… http://beeatches.com/remember.html http://beeatches.com/remember.html#comments Fri, 11 Mar 2011 19:19:30 +0000 Nugget http://beeatches.com/remember.html I’d love to take this opportunity to remind everyone (Mary) that she and I are the SAME HEIGHT!!

Also, SMS Update:

“I’m calling! I’m fingering! I fingered!”

]]> http://beeatches.com/remember.html/feed 0 Its been a minute.. http://beeatches.com/its-been-a-minute.html http://beeatches.com/its-been-a-minute.html#comments Fri, 30 Jul 2010 01:44:25 +0000 Nugget http://beeatches.com/its-been-a-minute.html Amber’s gonna pitch a tent!!

Today, I was obsessed with these (my boobs), I don’t know what was going on today.

You see that wetness right there? That’s from you!!

]]> http://beeatches.com/its-been-a-minute.html/feed 0 Shocker?? http://beeatches.com/shocker.html http://beeatches.com/shocker.html#comments Wed, 30 Jun 2010 18:46:15 +0000 Nugget http://beeatches.com/shocker.html Ooh. I hate it when one is tight and one is loosey goosey!!

]]> http://beeatches.com/shocker.html/feed 0 BAD mary!! http://beeatches.com/bad-mary.html http://beeatches.com/bad-mary.html#comments Wed, 30 Jun 2010 17:25:37 +0000 sunny http://beeatches.com/?p=2031 oooh noooooooooo, my carrot went all limpy

and THEN

she proceeded to smack me with said floppy carrot

]]> http://beeatches.com/bad-mary.html/feed 0 Sooooshi http://beeatches.com/sooooshi.html http://beeatches.com/sooooshi.html#comments Sat, 26 Jun 2010 01:32:45 +0000 Nugget http://beeatches.com/sooooshi.html Oh no! I have a pool of wetness… Liquid… Drizzle… On my chest!!

]]> http://beeatches.com/sooooshi.html/feed 0 Care for some tea?? http://beeatches.com/care-for-some-tea.html http://beeatches.com/care-for-some-tea.html#comments Wed, 23 Jun 2010 01:45:09 +0000 Nugget http://beeatches.com/care-for-some-tea.html I like to dip my bags and then put them in my mouth and suck on them.

]]> http://beeatches.com/care-for-some-tea.html/feed 0 Shit… She’s back!! http://beeatches.com/shit-shes-back.html http://beeatches.com/shit-shes-back.html#comments Mon, 21 Jun 2010 07:44:07 +0000 Nugget http://beeatches.com/?p=1971

Mary has been stealing the spotlight lately, so I think it’s time to post some SMS Updates.

These were from a BBQ we had a few weeks ago..

“Oh.. you missed my Dirty Sanchez.. I washed it off..”

“It’s like a nipple.. you’re just playing with it!!”

“Also……. grab the camera that’s on the crabs..”

“I’ve got this crusty white stuff in my  hair!!”

“Oh No!! Is it not coming out?”  ”Oh no, Mary, it’s stuck in there..”

“I almost choked on your meat it was SO big!!”

“It was super sweaty cuz we had been doing it for a few hours…”

… And then a few days later….

“And then he mowed my OTHER lawn….”

“I wasn’t talking about my Taco, I was talking about my Carpet!”

]]> http://beeatches.com/shit-shes-back.html/feed 1 mary mary mary….. http://beeatches.com/mary-mary-mary.html http://beeatches.com/mary-mary-mary.html#comments Wed, 16 Jun 2010 18:25:10 +0000 sunny http://beeatches.com/?p=1857 mary just said……to her BOSS while in the bathroom

‘i am going to get you weeeeeeeeeeeeeeet’

]]> http://beeatches.com/mary-mary-mary.html/feed 1 mary!!!! http://beeatches.com/mary.html http://beeatches.com/mary.html#comments Fri, 11 Jun 2010 16:58:24 +0000 sunny http://beeatches.com/mary.html “i was distracted by your muscles, and then your hole, and then your white stuff”

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