www.someecards.com is my new fave site, because with gems like these you can’t go wrong:

To my hubby!

To Sunnyshine

and many many more, here’s just a few:

 -I love you like a cannibal loves human flesh

-Being away from you has given me clarity on how insane you are

-I love talking to you about me

-I  still masturbate to you

-I really can’t say enough good things about your blow jobs

-I’m glad we share a sense of humor and an understanding that I’m slightly funnier

-Our effortless friendship fits perfectly with my laziness

-If we were in prison, I’d help you not get raped

-Thanks for actually having a funny story to tell me when you say you have a funny story to tell me

I bet your family and friends are dying to get one of these, so send one today!!  ;D