uuuum, whoever sold this one must be able to sell sand to iraq

Oh no!! I have taco pull out!  And now I have white stuff all over my hands!!

“it’s teeny and the hole is big…but i still can’t get it in”

mary:  “uugh, that just squirted in my face”

me:  “what??”

mary:  “it did, i stabbed it and it just squirted up in my face”

what was that mary just said to nugget??

“come on you were coming right into me, “if you got a fisting, it was your own issue”

“what’s wrong with three pussies on your boobies, it’s magical”

hehe

“i can always tell what kind of nuts are in my mouth”

and

“it’s like a guessing game when you pop a nut in your mouth”

We were talking about the old Nintendo games.

http://www.bustedtees.com/blowme

“whaaaaaaaaat?? sometimes when you blow on things it makes them work”

and THEN

“you know, you can shake it and then blow, or blow and then shake”

AND THEN

“don’t google “blow me” at work”

mary

So…….to revive our slacker blog, I am beginning a series called…..random shit Mary says.

To illustrate, she just said to me….AT MY DESK:

“too bad i don’t have my dildo here”

Last week she also yelled (AT MY DESK):

“sunny!  we should have pink taco nite!!!!”