HUSBAND FOR SALE!!

For Sale Trade or Barter (Price is Highly Neg )

YIKES! No thank you!

Post Date:Jun 9th, 2009
Expire Date:Jul 9th, 2009
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salt lake, UT   84115   -   Jun 9, 2009
Husband For Sale ! ! ! He is definitely a dog!!! He is quite the stud he has fathered 2 litters ,well bred he is always in heat ! He loves bitch’s so if you have one who needs breeding here is the DoG for you… Must sell as soon as possible , He is somewhat House Broken (he still pee’s on the seat) Needs work! He maybe un-trainable due to age! (30yrs.) But who says you cant teach and old dumb dog new Tricks.. He knows how to beg and roll over if sex is involved!! He chases cars in the summer at the park with women in them! He loves his Balls and he always has a Hard ON!!! Cant Forget that He slobers and Snores and scrathes his balls also! (If he could lick them I bet he would, Dirty Bastard!) He hates my cats, when he cooks and eats it looks as if he is eating Alpo! Dont ask him what it is , he hardly knows half the time, He loves to eat table scraps! He barks and Woofs alot for no reason. Im just sick and tired of taking care of him if anyone wants him I will be willing to turn him over to you and his forever home A.S.A.P ( With no fee ) I think im becoming Allergic to him really. – He needs to go this week are I will have him uthenized !! If interested please leave me an email.

***UPDATE***  KSL has taken the AD down.   So sad.